House Democrats Move to “Clarify” 181 Year Old Hat Ban to Accommodate Islamic Takeover of Congress

December 5, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

However long standing an American tradition, it must of course give way to embrace alien cultures.  Obama had reportedly dragged in a full third of Somali’s population as “refugees,” and delivered many of these to punish the mostly Scandinavian immigrant population that was previously dominant and quite comfortable in the cold state of Minnesota. 

A victim murdered by a Somali “refugee” turned “police officer” was planning her wedding.  She had called police to complain about a recent rape she had overheard from her backyard, and when she approached the driver side of the patrol car he apparently recognized her and shot her dead with his service weapon from the passenger seat! Precious little followup has been reported by the cover-up main stream media.  And however much CNN loves to spend a month running 24/7 broadcasts on an unjustified murder by cop, the perp and the victim weren’t the “right colors” to make such a splash on the news.

And of course, Somali Moslems are already winning elections in the very liberal State that carries many of the Scandinavian traditions inclusive of Stockholm Syndrome and a thorough bit of Cultural Marxism programming via media and academia. 

Ilhan Omar is proudly announced as the “first Somali Congresswoman,” and boy does she fit the profile.  Within days of her election she already made a false (or at least unlikely) report of a “hate crime” via some unnamed cab driver that she claims to have “threatened to rip off her hijab.” And close alliances are already being formed with the most extreme leftists ever to infest the House.

Meanwhile, congress prepares to “clarify” the 181 year old Hat Ban to better accommodate this Islamic takeover of America’s Congress.

Thanks to #DEMVOTEFRAUD and #STOCKHOLMSYNDROME Minnesota is no longer sending their finest to congress. 

Once the long standing Hat Ban is “clarified” away, perhaps the resident DemoKKKrats will be allowed to complete their traditional ensembles to pay homage to the ugly history and dark underbelly of their party.

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