August 1, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody
An admin of our Facebook page was dabbling in a bit of debate in a closed group, and when the other party tapped out, he offered a cute little MEME accompanied with “OK, well have a nice #HUMPDAY!”
Nobody in this group would have been adequately thin skinned to take the innocent and silly MEME as some big offense, but apparently some FB staffer that must have won their job at Facebook through the old “drinking game” interview process featured on euphemistic view of Zucker’s history in The Network, had previously registered the “offending” MEME as “hate speech.”
So the FB thought policing automation kicked in and blocked the post, and presented a happy little notification to the same “hateful” originator.
And of course that “hater” will be barred from posting, liking posts, commenting, wishing friends “Happy Birthdays,” sending or even responding to Private Messaging, administering and moderating his pages and debate groups for a period of no less than 30 days! The prior 30 days were faithfully served out by having called a moron out as a “moron” in another closed group, and in this case the moron in question was adequately #TRIGGERED to submit a report to FB’s team of in-house #SJWs.
Why was THAT such a long time-out? Well the same victim of “PC + Power” was treated to a 7 day sentence before that. This one resulted from an “offense” of having posted a cute Seinfeld-style joke that was from several months prior to an earlier 3 day suspension.
So, after the prior 3 day jail matter, had he done nothing but praise Zuckerberg as the sacred lord of all that is right and righteous on the internet, the above land mine was already in the soil, making the next 7 day suspension a predetermined fate.
So, you might wonder what the 3 day #FBJAIL was all about. In another debate group conversation, he had questioned the heterosexuality of AntiFa, by addressing them by the acronym for Fine American Gentlemen… (adding the “g” to the “Fa.”)
Now before the 3 day there was (as per the formula,) a one day sentence. The inconvenience of a one day interruption didn’t make sufficient impression to even retrace the steps back to whatever fateful word choice, but if the suppressed memory can be retrieved, I’m sure it will be reported here in a future update.
With all this targeted harassment it’s a wonder how the #LIBTARDS wouldn’t be completely satisfied with Zuckerbergs efforts to censor conservative voices on a “platform” turned to “personal website.” But obviously unhinged lunatics can never be appeased.
I suppose they believe that #JackolfTwitler still does a slightly better job of targeting conservatives for censorship to make things even more “fair” for the deeply libtarded with no arguments.
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