Climate Hoaxers Impose Chicken Little Alarmism on Chicken Chokers

September 19, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The favorite and most revered traditions of the left are now subject to special scrutiny over climate hysteria. One of the Internet’s primary purveyors of dirty porn have abandoned their former reputation for comparatively high standards to embrace and kiss the disgusting pig of Global Warming alarmism.

Returning customers are warned of the importance of conserving energy while expending energy!

As one fan observes…

Nothing is sacred! Even the purveyors of dirty porn are working in cahoots with the climate hoaxers to discourage their heavy breathers from emitting CO2 while spilling seeds!

Anonymous Youporn Enthusiast
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A Secular Argument against “Gay Marriage”

First Published February 16, 2014
Updated October 7, 2017
by League of Men Voters and Occupy Democrats Parody

The treatment of “gays” has been highly variable throughout all of the Earth’s rich and diverse written history. There has NEVER been ANY society EVER to regard same gender pairs as “married”… not even the Greeks*.

Marriage has always been a societal institution mindful of and critical to the upbringing and safeguarding of children. Those that claim the Fabian Socialist movement exploiting homosexuality is not trying to “redefine” marriage lost that bet when they literally petitioned dictionary dot com to … (drum roll) “redefine marriage”.

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