Choosing Health Over Friends

March 12, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

Just visited my favorite pearl tea place. I absolutely love their jasmine milk tea with pearls (tapioca balls) and grass jelly. I order it at zero percent sweet and 50% Ice in accordance to their menu of options. I find the slight sweetness from the tapioca and grass jelly more than adequate, and many of these places only have high sugar options which make the drink about as appealing as sucking down pancake syrup from a bottle.

I was concerned that their new business may be suffering from all the Corona Virus concerns that dominate most every aspect of today’s life. So I thought I’d press on against my slight reluctance that a vile liar like Ocasio Cortez might call “racism.” And so I ventured out. I had previously shared with my daughter one drink for the nearly $6 price tag, but had recently stopped sharing food with kids and family to embrace an old fashioned practice that guided the habits of parents and grandparents.

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