The Anthropology of Bald

March 31, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

It’s called “male pattern” baldness for a reason,

 

and testosterone is the agent that kills hair roots. There’s also an anthropological lesson in the “clean cut gentleman” and “shining examples.”

You’ll notice that the tribal leaders were almost ALWAYS the bald dudes. That’s because a head shrouded in unsightly hair is hidden. The men with exposed heads could be selected for the shape of their cranium. When the village saw a possibility that a nice round well developed melon could probably accommodate some brain matter, they’d realize that “this is the man who can lead us!”

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Logic vs. Assertiveness

January 18, 2018
Updated June 7, 2018

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Renowned clinical psychologist, Dr. Jordan Peterson demonstrates logic to an assertive and rather belligerent Cathy Newman.  To her credit she maintained amazing composure in the face of an encounter that must have really shaken all the foundations of that deep and thorough indoctrination revealed with each of her emotionally charged reactions.

Ultimately their exchange serves an epic battle of logic vs. assertiveness, and all the feminist’s favorite notions of “gender pay gap” the big “patriarchy” and all those laws that might fix everything down to the “rights” of trannies to “not be offended” collapse under the weight of science based logical arguments.

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So triggering is Peterson’s wisdom, that “happily married” feminist women seeking attention from strange men might be prepared to give up their “deep connections” over it.

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