Climate Hoaxers Impose Chicken Little Alarmism on Chicken Chokers

September 19, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The favorite and most revered traditions of the left are now subject to special scrutiny over climate hysteria. One of the Internet’s primary purveyors of dirty porn have abandoned their former reputation for comparatively high standards to embrace and kiss the disgusting pig of Global Warming alarmism.

Returning customers are warned of the importance of conserving energy while expending energy!

As one fan observes…

Nothing is sacred! Even the purveyors of dirty porn are working in cahoots with the climate hoaxers to discourage their heavy breathers from emitting CO2 while spilling seeds!

Anonymous Youporn Enthusiast
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Nothing Stinks Worse than the Media Spin in the Wake of Gilroy Garlic Festival Murders

July 30, 2019
Updated July 31, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Gilroy Garlic Festival is an annual tradition that draws huge crowds ever since it the first was organized Rudolph Melone in 1979. I had attended this event personally multiple times since the 80’s or 90’s, and, as a matter of coincidence was considering bringing my family this past Saturday July 27. A niece was even invited to work the event on its final day of its 2019 celebration, but instead came to join us at a pool party in nearby Morgan Hill.

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The Science of “Gay” and Gender Dysphoria

June 17, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Upon completing the human genome project the elusive search for a “gay gene” has left the inane “born this way” notions unsupported. Of course twin studies have given a clear enough picture to all but desperate ideologues well before it was ruled out by genetic science.

Epigenetic offered the next great promise for those hanging desperate hopes on pinning “gayness” to some aspect genetic coding to “debunk” the actual science that attributes homosexuality and gender dysphoria to environmental factors. But for those who know how this works, the notion that genes can be adjusted in the face of some stress or trauma is still, squarely in the category of “things that happen in life.”

All indicators are that 100% of homesexuality and most, (if not all,) of gender dysphoria area product of early sexual abuse by a dad, uncle, brother, or whatever other nefarious character imposes inappropriate and harmful sexual attention on a minor.

So this means that most are sexual abuse survivors. The destructive and vile LGBT movement is born of pedophilia and ultimately ends with it. And it makes sense that sexual abuse victims act out on a new generation of victims as part of a vicious and ugly cycle.

Whereas those suffering unfortunate proclivities and that indulge in unseemly habits may deserve compassion, particularly when their illness was born of being victimized, themselves as children, the absurd circus of so-called “gay marriage,” is all about granting these deviants access to vulnerable children that are very much placed at risk in such an environment.

First it’s wrong to deprive a child from either a mother or a father on purpose. And that’s exactly what LGBT wants to do by counting “married” same sex couples as equally qualified as adoptive parents.

More importantly there’s extremely high risks associated with placing children in the care of victims of pedophilia. Like most groups of victims, they are presented a fundamental underlying psychological “choice” of either carrying on life in continuation of victimhood, or as a predator.

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Book Review: Tell Your Children: The Truth About Marijuana, Mental Illness, and Violence

June 4, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The incremental push to legalize marijuana might seem, on the surface, and particularly to Libertarians as a positive. Most have evolved to regard the “weed,” related plants and all of its derivatives as medicinal, healthful, and a superior way to “chill” than alcohol.

Alex Berenson embraced many if not all of the notions above, but ultimately found himself on a journey of discovery that brought him to unexpected and profound realizations. I had first heard Alex speak of his new book on Dr. Michael Savage’s program, and was rather surprised by his assertions that young users under 25 were vulnerable to serious long term health consequences including schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.

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Stupid Questions: “Why are you so afraid of these people coming here?”

May 20, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The left is basically programmed to ascribe any sensible concerns about unfiltered mass immigration, or a wide variety of other issues to some sort of “fears” that are disconnected from the rationality and logic their narcissism informs guides only “liberal” or “leftist” thoughts.

Whereas much time is spent on our suppressed FaceBook page on the great many concerns, some of our more dedicated trolls still genuinely seem bewildered that anyone would have anything bad to say about “caravans” and whatever else might hop, jump or crawl across an open border.

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How Obama Turned Mall of America into SoMALLia

April 22, 2019
Updated April 28, 2019
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Democrats know that they cannot win a war against Americans without first outnumbering us. And while conservative America was largely asleep that’s exactly what they set out to do.

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Fundamentalist Transformation

April 11, 2019
Updated May 22, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

It is so very important to respect American Muslims enough to listen to their message carefully, particularly in those rare moments when they describe their objectives with such candor and clarity as in this 1986 speech:

1986 speech that offers rare honesty concerning Islam’s plan to do the opposite of assimilation
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