How Obama Turned Mall of America into SoMALLia

April 22, 2019
Updated April 23, 2019
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Democrats know that they cannot win a war against Americans without first outnumbering us. And while conservative America was largely asleep that’s exactly what they set out to do.

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Fundamentalist Transformation

April 11, 2019
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It is so very important to respect American Muslims enough to listen to their message carefully, particularly in those rare moments when they describe their objectives with such candor and clarity as in this 1986 speech:

1986 speech that offers rare honesty concerning Islam’s plan to do the opposite of assimilation
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Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
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Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

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The Fall of Jussie: From Activist Hollywood Actor to Crisis Actor!

February 18, 2019
Updated April 9, 2019
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As much propagandizing as is done in Hollywood film and television, a higher calling to prop up the failing messages of Party of Crime Democrats put Jussie Smollett under a new spotlight.

Whether Kamala Harris solicited or encouraged his big stunt to provide complicit legacy media propagandists fodder to rekindle their big push to vilify the MAGA Hat, she seems to have dropped her love of Smollett to the extent of forgetting her own TWEET that elevated Smollett to the level of a “Jussie Christ” who was suffering for the “sins” of the American MAGA.

From Nana Efua Mumford opinion piece in the disgraced Washington Post
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Few Activities Can Create Exciting Times Like “Misgendering”

April 8, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

We are reminded of the importance of “Gender Studies” by the rather serious situations that can develop and quickly escalate for having missed as much as a single lesson in this brave new discipline of study.

Some #LIBTWITS on the TWITTER are generously offering friends Gender Studies “education” on what appears to be a pro bono basis!

The last thing you’d want to do is send someone out to the field in modern day America without a thorough exploration of the rather unforgiving new etiquette. The slightest failing in this grace can have rather immediate and explosive results.

Gone are the days when our greatest social error might be in mistaking a wife for a mother, or asking a lady with a bit of bulge in the belly when she’s “due.” Those minor errors are all “small potatoes” compared to making a bad guess about a man or woman’s current state of mind with respect to their chosen gender.

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Reckless Media Exploits Nathan Phillips Hoax to Defame and Endanger Children

January 21, 2019
Updated January 25, 2019
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Shortly after the latest Buzzfeed debacle, Fake News merchants twist a hoax to defame and endanger school kids. Nathan Phillips has a special appeal to the left, as he appears to be the only Indian that might be counted even more fake than the thoroughly disgraced Senator Elizabeth Warren.  What’s worse, this child abuser also matches another disgraceful Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka Danang Dick, in the realm of stolen valor, as another one of the left’s many fake vets!

Since then vile leftists have provided the kids identities, home addresses and the flames of hatred have been whipped up by complicit media, and some verified Twitter accounts have even called for the kids’ school to be locked up and set on fire with the children inside!

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Another Product of Liberal Parenting, the GWagon Brat!

January 11, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Busy parents often substitute indulgence and material goods for more traditional expressions of love of children. This one certainly has taken that to an impressive level.

As horrible as this is to the primary victim of liberal parenting, it is also quite a burden to place on society once this level of entitlement is set loose.

Now I believe the exceptional Dr. Phil may have since made some impressive progress with this not-so-poor but troubled kid. So at least there’s that.

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