March 23, 2018
Updated April 20, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody
So now the latest of a stream of Whores for Hillary has announced she has “the dirt” on Trump. Whereas she acknowledges that she “technically did not have sex with Trump” she’s prepared to ride a wave of attention by showing she can’t be trusted to do the one thing that whores are really paid to do when it comes to their celebrity involvements, namely keep their mouths shut.
I suppose we’ll have to accept the feigned moral outrage by liberals, since, were it not for #DOUBLESTANDARDS obviously #DEMOCRATS would have no standards at all. But perhaps it’s just the specific circumstances of the allegations about Trump that make her story unique. I guess if it were to be OK, it would have to look a lot more like #DEMOCRAT sex.
Apparently abuse of a childish subordinate intern WHILE serving as POTUS and in the Oval Office and then committing perjury to discredit “that woman” and her allegations was “just lying about a blow job” and otherwise his “personal business” and even “cool” with the #LIBTARDS.
Trump’s other apparent mistake, if there’s ANYTHING to the allegations is that nobody died. If she had been left to drown in a river, I’m sure Democrats would be much more eager to reelect Trump.
The other thing that likely turns off the righteous base of #DEMOCRATS is that there was no #GAYSEX, illicit drug use, nor followup murders. Such a story clearly doesn’t have ANY of the right elements to make it to 60 Minutes!
It may be a bit hard to decode all the rules that decide which indiscretions merit headline news and an hour long TV feature, and so I suppose we are left to make some guesses.
But of course #WHORES4HILLARY all knew which candidate was the “moral choice” in November of 2016! They went with the one that literally #SLUTSHAMED a 12 year old that awoke permanently disabled after her rape coma and even tampered with evidence to get the man she knew was guilty off with “time served.”
There’s really is nothing quite like morality lessons from Democrats!
We should all know that in truth, some Democrats will only accept a religious leader in high office. Well at least so long as the they cannot be mistaken for any sort of Christian.
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