Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

Annoying leftists posing as “centrists” like radio personality Ron Owens would routinely promote “legalization of all prostitution,” but his rationale always focused on how the big government he loves could get their “share” via taxation of the enterprise.

Whereas they love the aspects of “working girls” for what they believe might be a negative impact on family values, they also see such freedom of association, and unfettered entrepreneurial aspects as a threat to the rigid controls to adequately suppress, in particular, the very patrons the service providers rely upon to “get ahead.”

And of course among Democrats, many are simply too cheap to pay for even something as sacred as sex, while others have specific special sexual interests that wouldn’t be protected by any common sense measures to protect the trade.

But of course, however confusing it is to figure out whether, when adequately taxed, the one sort of “happy ending” might be allowed, we can always rely on an unmistakable outrage whenever their latest political target might be smeared by being even remotely associated to a scene where even a hint of happiness might have been realized.

But then, if not for “selective outrage,” there would be no form of mild naughtiness nor outright debauchery (when adequately under their control via regulation and taxation,) they’d not wholeheartedly embrace. And more generally, if not for double standards, Democrats would simply have no standards at all.

Whether or not hand jobs might be permitted under their own strict controls when they get their “cut” of the action, any form of “happy ending” runs contrary to the Democrat’s stiff resolve to deliver all the lives under their own tight grip to a lasting misery.

©2018 Occupy Democrats Parody

The Fall of Jussie: From Activist Hollywood Actor to Crisis Actor!

February 18, 2019
Updated February 22, 2019
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As much propagandizing as is done in Hollywood film and television, a higher calling to prop up the failing messages of Party of Crime Democrats put Jussie Smollett under a new spotlight.

Whether Kamala Harris solicited or encouraged his big stunt to provide complicit legacy media propagandists fodder to rekindle their big push to vilify the MAGA Hat, she seems to have dropped her love of Smollett to the extent of forgetting her own TWEET that elevated Smollett to the level of a “Jussie Christ” who was suffering for the “sins” of the American MAGA.

From Nana Efua Mumford opinion piece in the disgraced Washington Post
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Self admitted mental illness sufferer Alyssa was particularly upset that she this case calls into question all the other fake hate crimes upon which her house of cards is built.

We are left to speculate whether his award winning performance that has Washington Post “journalists” like Nana Efua Mumford were so desperate to believe might somehow connect to a larger plot of libel and defamation against good Americans.

Some speculate that Kamala’s empty headed “Anti-Lynching Bill” might be connected to this example of “fake noose.”

And of course we are all left to do some of our own wondering. For every fake “hate crime” that is detected, how many more of these sort of hoaxes succeed to promote the foundational big lie upon which the entire Democrat party house of cards is built?

Others take note of the Democrat’s reliance on “outsourcing” in setting the stage for such orchestrated events.

Well, of course complicit Liars of the Left media will circle the wagons, and before you know it, they’ll be on to the next big “hate crime” which may, or may not, be among the ones so easily recognized as “fake news.” Meanwhile, the “casting couch Senator,” Miss Kamala Harris, will have to dig for scraps to prop up her big virtue signal bill to “outlaw lynching.”

Suddenly the “all MAGA Hats are guilty!” crowd makes demand of a special exemption from the “guilt by association” collectivist notions they otherwise embrace. #CharlieBlows

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

Few Activities Can Create Exciting Times Like “Misgendering”

January 30, 2019
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We are reminded of the importance of “Gender Studies” by the rather serious situations that can develop and quickly escalate for having missed as much as a single lesson in this brave new discipline of study.

Some #LIBTWITS on the TWITTER are generously offering friends Gender Studies “education” on what appears to be a pro bono basis!

The last thing you’d want to do is send someone out to the field in modern day America without a thorough exploration of the rather unforgiving new etiquette. The slightest failing in this grace can have rather immediate and explosive results.

Gone are the days when our greatest social error might be in mistaking a wife for a mother, or asking a lady with a bit of bulge in the belly when she’s “due.” Those minor errors are all “small potatoes” compared to making a bad guess about a man or woman’s current state of mind with respect to their chosen gender.

Note that you probably still shouldn’t ask about due dates unless you’ve already confirmed that the round belly is a pregnancy symptom. And, given what we’ve learned in the above lessons, it would be best to not ever ask any follow-up questions like, “is it a boy or a girl!”

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

PS:

Seems the teacher of “Gender Studies Etiquette” also demonstrates the danger with her own hot reaction to any challenging questions. Failing the first test is so “2015!”

Commifornia Leads the Nation into the Toilet

January 29, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

This following email has been widely circulated. The stats presented have not been verified but the original email is presented in its entirety for the purpose of discussion.

LARGEST INSANE ASYLUM IN THE WORLD

Interesting that the LA Times did this.  All the others are staying away from it.   Whether you are a Democrat or Republican, this should be of great interest to you!

Just One State – be sure and read the last part… 

try for 3 times.

This is only one State… If this doesn’t open your eyes, nothing will!

From the LA. Times:   

1.   40% of all workers   in LA County (10.2 million people) are working for cash; and not paying taxes.  This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card.  (Donald Trump was right)

2.  95of warrants   for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.  

3.     75% of people   on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

4.  Over 2/3 of all births   in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

5.  Nearly 35% of all inmates   in California detention centers are Mexican nationals; they are here illegally.

6.  Over 300,000 illegal   aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

7.  The FBI reports half   of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

8  Nearly 60% of all occupants   of HUD properties are illegal.

9.  21 radio stations   in LA are Spanish-speaking.

10.  In LA County, 5.1 million people   speak English; 3.9 million, speak Spanish.   (There are 10.2 million people, in LA County.   

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)   

Less than 2%   of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

Over 70%   of the United States’ annual population growth, ( and over 90%   of California, Florida, and New York), results from immigration.

Also, 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.   

We are fools for letting this continue.   

HOW CAN YOU HELP?   

Send copies of this letter, to at least two other people.

To 100, would be even better.

This is only one State…  If this doesn’t open your eyes   nothing will, and you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants   them to become voters!   

IF YOU DON’T AGREE, JUST DELETE — IF YOU DO PASS IT ON!

WHERE DO WE GET THESE MORONS?   

Windfall Tax on Retirement Income   … Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, “You’re so darn stupid that we’re going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you”.  Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income.  In other words, tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement.  This woman is a nut case!  You aren’t going to believe this.   

Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds)!   

Alas, it is true – all to help the 12 Million   (only 12 million?)   Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!   

This woman is frightening.     She  quotes…   ‘We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn’t Marx say something like this?) in our country; and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.  (I’m not rich, are you?)   

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

“We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities.  For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities.  Stock market windfall profits taxes   could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as Americans.”

(Read that quote again and again and let it sink in.)   Lower your retirement; give it to others who have not worked as you have for your money.

Send this on to your friends.

I just did!

This woman is out of her mind!!!

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

Reckless Media Exploits Nathan Phillips Hoax to Defame and Endanger Children

January 21, 2019
Updated January 25, 2019
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Shortly after the latest Buzzfeed debacle, Fake News merchants twist a hoax to defame and endanger school kids. Nathan Phillips has a special appeal to the left, as he appears to be the only Indian that might be counted even more fake than the thoroughly disgraced Senator Elizabeth Warren.  What’s worse, this child abuser also matches another disgraceful Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka Danang Dick, in the realm of stolen valor, as another one of the left’s many fake vets!

Since then vile leftists have provided the kids identities, home addresses and the flames of hatred have been whipped up by complicit media, and some verified Twitter accounts have even called for the kids’ school to be locked up and set on fire with the children inside!

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Main stream media has yet to apologize but there are already talks of taking them on in court for their reckless “reporting” that amounts to nothing more than exploitation of a cheap shot at defamation of kids for the “crimes” of wearing MAGA hats while waiting for a bus ride back from a Pro Life Rally.

And of course the press somehow magically forgot to make any mention, much less share any clips of the incredibly vile Black Supremacists of adult age lobbing disgusting “incest baby,” “crackers,” and even “n—–ers” insults at the students based on their color.

You will obviously never see NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, ABC nor any of the other “press we can” favorites run clips of these vile animals, but you never know when they might appear in your own city or town streets to threaten men with “going into slavery” and wives and daughters with rape without any response whatsoever with complicit city government.

Here they are gracing the streets of San Francisco:

 

And of course the notorious “Jackolf Twitler,” as Twitter’s CEO become known by many, has determined that the “burn them alive in their school” TWEET somehow does follow “community guidelines” which apparently allow every possible variety of “hate speech” so long as it targets conservatives or their children.

And the Twitter attacks don’t end there. Krassenstein, Peter Daou, Scott Dwarfkin and others taste the blood of school kids and are worked up into quite a frenzy!

 

 Of course the Islamist that was sent to Congress to “represent Minnesotans” hasn’t wasted any time making her own mark. After having an 181 year old congressional hat ban “clarified” to accommodate her absurd Somali headdress, she’s also busy shooting off her Taqiyya to libel and defame these same school children!

She’s just getting started with her vile taqiyya to defame school children

It should be obvious this witch has no business in this country much less in Congress!

Here we have a #Whore4Hillary soliciting men for sex in exchange for violence against minors!

It seems that things might get a bit worse before, if ever, getting better. And it’s increasingly clear that no children are safe until a good number of the nation’s Democrats are caged or deported.

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

 

Newly Corrupted Congress Takes Firm Stand Against a Wall and Immigration Law

January 4, 2019
Updated February 10, 2019
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Democrat leaders were previously on record with a firm show of support of secure borders and legal structured immigration. Today many of these same leaders make a mockery of Representative Government as Pelosi and other twits dig their pointy heels in on an untenable open borders stance.

No ridiculous rhetoric is left without a shrill voice in their fierce battle against logic and the very immigration laws made in past sessions of the same legislative branch. Prior promises made by Democrats of a secure border, first made in exchange for Reagan’s mass amnesty of three million illegals nearly 4 decades ago are now all dismissed as so “hateful and harmful,” that the worst and most corrupt US Congress ever assembled make it their highest priority to deny even the first penny that might be spent on border infrastructure. No cost suffered by their own constituents is too high a price to be paid for their commitment to the open border they crave just as badly as the insidious foreign forces that aid and abet these same politicians.

All this while simultaneously repeating absurd and baseless conspiracy theories about Putin and “collusion” by our 45th President. And of course this campaign of smoke and mirrors remains the basis for the Democrat’s ongoing campaign to “endanger our democracy” via their special version of “accepting results” of an election that didn’t quite go their way.

We’re in for a particularly wild ride, and who better to be cracking a gavel while getting high on whatever brand of adhesive she sucks from her dentures than the wildly absurd and perpetually drunk Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Meanwhile Trump retains a newly improved Senate (excluding the insidious RINO Romney,) and so the business of restoring the nations courts to original purpose can continue while a Congress of baboons perform a rotation of holding their breaths and hyperventilation. And in the midst of congressional hysteria, we might just have a coming Renaissance Of Justice to enjoy as a late Christmas Present.

We’re in for some real entertainment!

CONGRESS OF APES – EPISODE 1





©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody



“Theybies,” the Latest Chapter in Child Abuse by Liberal Parents

Occupy Democrats Parody
December 17, 2018
Updated February 8, 2018

Whatever a majority of common men and women counted as wildly absurd 10 years ago is a sacred cow today.  And of course the present day levels of lunacy are charting a course towards the “new normal” by 2028.  And of course any who as much as raise an eyebrow will be branded “hateful bigots” to be shunned by all. 

The pioneers of the tomorrow’s normal are the liberal parents (aka child abusers,) that won’t even offer their newborns the simple pleasure of beginning their lives as little girls and little boys.  Many of us already know at least one indoctrinated lesbian woman that might bully friends online for the simple traditions of “gender reveal” parties, or even for a gender themed baby shower.  And I personally know at least one full grown LGBT oriented “man” who is actually upset at the slightest mockery of this disturbing child abuse, since, apparently, every aspect of this Fabian Socialist agenda of bullying is deemed sacred and strictly off limits to any sort of second guessing much less ridicule. 

If you want to test to see how bad things have become in your own circle of friends, simply offer them a viewing of this “theybies” themed parody of an old Christmas Classic, “What Child is This.”  If the mild sarcasm is taken as some great offense to someone in your immediate or extended family, or even if there’s someone in your circle of friends responds with a holiday snowflake meltdown, you’ll likely come to realize just how far the mass brainwashing has already directed society away from a long lost tradition of sanity. 

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For every evil scheme promoted by vile globalists, there are always actors and actresses that are coerced or volunteer to model behaviors as a powerful means to gain public acceptance.

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