Choosing Health Over Friends

March 12, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

Just visited my favorite pearl tea place. I absolutely love their jasmine milk tea with pearls (tapioca balls) and grass jelly. I order it at zero percent sweet and 50% Ice in accordance to their menu of options. I find the slight sweetness from the tapioca and grass jelly more than adequate, and many of these places only have high sugar options which make the drink about as appealing as sucking down pancake syrup from a bottle.

I was concerned that their new business may be suffering from all the Corona Virus concerns that dominate most every aspect of today’s life. So I thought I’d press on against my slight reluctance that a vile liar like Ocasio Cortez might call “racism.” And so I ventured out. I had previously shared with my daughter one drink for the nearly $6 price tag, but had recently stopped sharing food with kids and family to embrace an old fashioned practice that guided the habits of parents and grandparents.

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California Proposition Name Game: “Prop 13” on Ballot Poised to Destroy the 1978 Jarvis-Gann Initiative

February 25, 2020
Updated February 27, 2020
League of Men Voters

Unelected California bureaucrats are now manipulating names of propositions to deceive voters into rejecting the good and embracing the bad. Recently a proposition devised to roll back the insidious and incremental gas taxes was renamed from the straight forward “Gas Tax Repeal,” to “Eliminates Certain Road Repair and Transportation Funding,” to bewilder voters that would obviously have voted for for the repeal!

Partisan unelected bureaucrats were pressed to undo their name change game but the damage was already done and the Gas Tax Repeal failed.
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Pelosi Demands for Censorship of Undoctored Video of her Prayerful Response to SOTU Rejected!

February 11, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

Not even the most committed censors, Jackolf Twitler nor Mother Zuckerberg could go along with Pelosi’s demand to remove an undoctored video that featured her tearing the national treasure of the official transcript of the President’s moving State of the Union address.

Apparently she felt the TPUSA edit that interleaved the footage with the various emotional moments it represented was an unfair characterization of her antics. The self inflicted damage to her self assigned reputation as a “prayerful,” or otherwise semi dignified Leader of the infamous Congress of Apes would apparently be exacerbated by their take.

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Fashion: The Evolving Look of Marxism

January 25, 2020
OccupyDemocratsParody

History makes clear that there’s a certain look that accompanies the more influential and powerful of those who move humanity “forward” into the abyss of Socialism.

“Free Chicken”

We can be nearly CERTAIN that the left’s favorite horse, Bernie Sanders, aka “Breadline Bernout” would grow the beard to better match his comrades were it not for another, much more productive and dignified Colonel Sanders that beat him to it!

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Rise of the DemoQuacks: CNN’s Sanjay Gupta Expands Bad Medicine on All Fronts.

January 21, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

The popular San Francisco favorite, KSFO 560 AM’s morning show, has long brought levity to the daily navigation through congestion, potholes, human feces, homeless tents, syringes, crime, and road rage that collectively characterize a typical Bay Area commute. This high power station recruited all the sensible voices away from their old KGO 810 home and corralled them into what was then branded as “Conservative Talk.”

KGO never bothered to rebrand their leftovers as “Liberal Talk,” but a simple adjustment of the dial helped preserve some radio sanity for a large but less noisy segment of the greater Silicon Valley population that helps make California’s one of the world’s leading economies.

ABC Disney’s ownership of KSFO, however, still makes its mark as sensible talk radio receives routine interruptions of severely leftward bent hourly “news” announcements and at odd intervals leftist “experts” like CNN’s own Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s Chief Medical Consultant, chime in with wild misdirection under the brand of “healthier living.”

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Tale of Two Women: Bipolar vs. Polar Opposite

January 9, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

Television talk shows like, The View are really rather appropriately named with the singular “view.” If it had been named “the views” that would suggest that a variety of views might be presented as opposed to a monolithic Hollywood Left perspective parroted amongst 4 of 5 women, with the fifth being a token “conservative”sharing some space on the set to bully.

In a rare instance when a particularly talented guest manages to get out a legitimately contrary viewpoint, hysterical and irrational bellowing will ensure that any challenges to their uniform opinion is muffled out.

Recently a catty woman took a few swipes at my sensible arguments on Twitter, and i was curious enough to accompany my firm refutation with a quick perusal of her Twitter timeline. Pinned to the top was a rather interesting one woman show featuring one “Mrs. Betty Bowers,” and whereas leftist propaganda reels typically take more thumbs down than thumbs up, this one was surprisingly well liked by its audience.

I hit the play button, not knowing quite what to expect.

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Cancel Culture: Dems Validate “Citizen of Year’s” Posts by Proving Themselves Nazis.

January 9, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

Jim Harrison, a former firefighter and truck driver was to be named 2019’s “Citizen of the Year” by Nipomo, California’s Chamber of Commerce for numerous community service works. Jim organized a number of events to bring his community closer together and was also recognized for outstanding conservation efforts in both community cleanup and preservation of riding trails.

He also held a position as Planning Commissioner for San Luis Obispo County where he extended his good efforts well beyond the limits of Nipomo. However off the beaten path of California politics his own thriving community, it did not take long for the announcement of his honors to catch the attention of some of California’s worst and most subversive NGO’s who went right to work to sift through Mr. Harrison’s social media history of the markers of a counterrevolutionary.

Ultimately some really “outrageous” memes were discovered. Per NBC’s news they were “inflammatory” and apparently included an accurate depiction of House Speaker nancy Pelosi as a Nazi!

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