In Defense of Trump’s Magical Tweets

October 25, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Many find Trump’s Tweets disconcerting, misleading, embarrassing, and even lethal*. Many of us have met, even among loyal Trump supporters those that, in spite of recognition for a job otherwise well done, will convey precious little appreciation for his “shocking,” and “distasteful,” smackdowns before cameras and more often on Jackolf’s personal webpage previously known as “platform.”

Kamala Harris takes her own concerns and issues to a level that she can’t even get the likes of Elizabeth Warren to accept. Apparently among those particularly butt hurt by a Presidential Tweet, she now campaigns on literally banning the President of the United States from Twitter. I’m assuming she’d plan to lift the ban just as soon as she slept her way into the White House.

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CNN Feigns Outrage Over Stock Photos in Campaign Ads

September 20, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Propagandists at the Democrat Media CNN Headquarters were so outraged by the use of stock photos in advertising by the Trump campaign, they took the time to produce a video that would surely shock whatever audience might be trapped in an airport or that might have turned on their channel at home on purpose.

Of course the distressed and failing newsrooms have been under great distress and duress to see their 24/7 infomercial for Democrats failing them ever since their mascot Hillary suffered a humiliating defeat in the 2016 Election.

Conservatives generally have a more even temperament and actually took some delight in Hillary’s own use of the stock photo as part of her own campaign to become Madame President.

This became a great MEME and was sometimes accompanied with the text: “That awkward moment when you realize Clinton’s ‘spokesman’ is the face of syphilis in Oregon!”
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Climate Hoaxers Impose Chicken Little Alarmism on Chicken Chokers

September 19, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The favorite and most revered traditions of the left are now subject to special scrutiny over climate hysteria. One of the Internet’s primary purveyors of dirty porn have abandoned their former reputation for comparatively high standards to embrace and kiss the disgusting pig of Global Warming alarmism.

Returning customers are warned of the importance of conserving energy while expending energy!

As one fan observes…

Nothing is sacred! Even the purveyors of dirty porn are working in cahoots with the climate hoaxers to discourage their heavy breathers from emitting CO2 while spilling seeds!

Anonymous Youporn Enthusiast
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Remembering Obama’s War on Press

Occupy Democrats Parody
August 23, 2019
Updated October 6, 2019

Rolling Stone was beginning to dabble in some real investigative journalism, but that emerging reputation for “cutting edge” and “fit to print” content crashed and burned in an amazing fireball on June 18, 2013.

His last story, “Why Democrats Love to Spy On Americans”, was published by BuzzFeed just over a week before on June 7, 2013, but perhaps his resolve to fight back against what he described as Obama’s “War Against Press,” firmed up Brennan’s CIA’s resolve to neutralize the threat.

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Nothing Stinks Worse than the Media Spin in the Wake of Gilroy Garlic Festival Murders

July 30, 2019
Updated July 31, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Gilroy Garlic Festival is an annual tradition that draws huge crowds ever since it the first was organized Rudolph Melone in 1979. I had attended this event personally multiple times since the 80’s or 90’s, and, as a matter of coincidence was considering bringing my family this past Saturday July 27. A niece was even invited to work the event on its final day of its 2019 celebration, but instead came to join us at a pool party in nearby Morgan Hill.

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The Science of “Gay” and Gender Dysphoria

June 17, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Upon completing the human genome project the elusive search for a “gay gene” has left the inane “born this way” notions unsupported. Of course twin studies have given a clear enough picture to all but desperate ideologues well before it was ruled out by genetic science.

Epigenetic offered the next great promise for those hanging desperate hopes on pinning “gayness” to some aspect genetic coding to “debunk” the actual science that attributes homosexuality and gender dysphoria to environmental factors. But for those who know how this works, the notion that genes can be adjusted in the face of some stress or trauma is still, squarely in the category of “things that happen in life.”

All indicators are that 100% of homesexuality and most, (if not all,) of gender dysphoria area product of early sexual abuse by a dad, uncle, brother, or whatever other nefarious character imposes inappropriate and harmful sexual attention on a minor.

So this means that most are sexual abuse survivors. The destructive and vile LGBT movement is born of pedophilia and ultimately ends with it. And it makes sense that sexual abuse victims act out on a new generation of victims as part of a vicious and ugly cycle.

Whereas those suffering unfortunate proclivities and that indulge in unseemly habits may deserve compassion, particularly when their illness was born of being victimized, themselves as children, the absurd circus of so-called “gay marriage,” is all about granting these deviants access to vulnerable children that are very much placed at risk in such an environment.

First it’s wrong to deprive a child from either a mother or a father on purpose. And that’s exactly what LGBT wants to do by counting “married” same sex couples as equally qualified as adoptive parents.

More importantly there’s extremely high risks associated with placing children in the care of victims of pedophilia. Like most groups of victims, they are presented a fundamental underlying psychological “choice” of either carrying on life in continuation of victimhood, or as a predator.

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Book Review: Tell Your Children: The Truth About Marijuana, Mental Illness, and Violence

June 4, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The incremental push to legalize marijuana might seem, on the surface, and particularly to Libertarians as a positive. Most have evolved to regard the “weed,” related plants and all of its derivatives as medicinal, healthful, and a superior way to “chill” than alcohol.

Alex Berenson embraced many if not all of the notions above, but ultimately found himself on a journey of discovery that brought him to unexpected and profound realizations. I had first heard Alex speak of his new book on Dr. Michael Savage’s program, and was rather surprised by his assertions that young users under 25 were vulnerable to serious long term health consequences including schizophrenia and bipolar disorders.

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