The Anthropology of Bald

March 31, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

It’s called “male pattern” baldness for a reason,

 

and testosterone is the agent that kills hair roots. There’s also an anthropological lesson in the “clean cut gentleman” and “shining examples.”

You’ll notice that the tribal leaders were almost ALWAYS the bald dudes. That’s because a head shrouded in unsightly hair is hidden. The men with exposed heads could be selected for the shape of their cranium. When the village saw a possibility that a nice round well developed melon could probably accommodate some brain matter, they’d realize that “this is the man who can lead us!”

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The Recipe for a Parkland Shooting

March 28, 2018
Updated March 29, 2018

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Apart from #CIA and #DEMINFESTED FBI involvements, the main ingredients for a Parkland School Shooting are as follows:

1. PROMISE PROGRAM owed to Obama.

2. BIGPHARMA destroying brains with #RITALIN and other harmful drugs required to achieve the levels of disconnection from conscience that makes an effective mass murderer.

3. DESTRUCTION of sound societal values

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4. DEMOCRAT SHERRIF

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There’s much to be said about “the Coward of Broward” as Scott Israel has become known.  To start with his social media page features an introductory description to set low expectations.  “Democrat but Sheriff to All”

5. BIDEN’S #GUNFREEZONE law of 1990

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Obviously even the most staunch advocates of gun grabbing among political leaders have no plans to “protect” their own children with the Biden Law.

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But the particularly evil among their followers might wish it on innocent children of people they hate!
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Bad Medicine: Nursery Water

November 11, 2017
Occupy Democrats Parody

A few years back I had the kids for their “wellness check” at our friendly, nearby pediatrician’s office.

The nice young lady helped with measurements, growth chart, recommended vaccinations and was kind enough to make a recommendation for us to provide our child some Nursery Water.  I set aside a minor twinge of skepticism and ultimately made the purchase from our nearby Safeway.

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Immigration and Disease

September 19, 2017
Updated October 29, 2017

Occupy Democrats Parody

Angel Island is a beautiful island and tourist hot spot in the middle of the San Francisco Bay.  On the tour you’ll discover that this shared something in common with another SF Bay island and popular tourist attraction.

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You see, the prolonged stays on this island were not voluntary, and many were kept isolated from family in what amounted to a sort of prison without bars.
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EPA Destroys Health, Pipes and Environment with Chloramine

May 10, 2017
Occupy Democrats Parody

In Menlo Park, Denise Johnson Kula was taking her usual hot shower in an apartment she’d rented for at least a decade.  She was lucky that when she passed out she sustained only minor injury, but became, of course, very alarmed about what might be happening to her state of health.

When the same exact thing happened again, she sought out help from her physician.  It was 30 days into a desperate struggle and series of tests when they found a clue.  The water system had just switched their system from conventional chlorine disinfection to a chlorine ammonia replacement called chloramine.

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How my COBRA went from $420 to $1700 under Obamacare.

May 5, 2017
Occupy Democrats Parody

Originally my employer subsidized both my individual health insurance AND coverage for my family.  I had moved from my wife’s benefit to my own as she was working as a contractor for a time.

A modest amount was withheld from each paycheck and nothing was all that extraordinary.  Once Obamacare regulations made into effect, my company was forced to make some hard choices.
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The Morality and Science of Vaccination

March 1, 2017
Updated December 11, 2017
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Vaccination has become a conversational hot potato.  Friendships can be called to question in a matter of seconds for the mere hint of second guessing any of the the choices made by society, bureaucrats or medical professionals.  Suggest that an adult or responsible guardian might have a final say, and you’ve just committed outright heresy against the entire establishment.

Whether we’re talking about especially unqualified bureaucrats wielding authority over a veterinarian,

or whether it’s a matter of parents being bullied into making what could be devastating choices for their children…

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