Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
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Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

Annoying leftists posing as “centrists” like radio personality Ron Owens would routinely promote “legalization of all prostitution,” but his rationale always focused on how the big government he loves could get their “share” via taxation of the enterprise.

Whereas they love the aspects of “working girls” for what they believe might be a negative impact on family values, they also see such freedom of association, and unfettered entrepreneurial aspects as a threat to the rigid controls to adequately suppress, in particular, the very patrons the service providers rely upon to “get ahead.”

And of course among Democrats, many are simply too cheap to pay for even something as sacred as sex, while others have specific special sexual interests that wouldn’t be protected by any common sense measures to protect the trade.

But of course, however confusing it is to figure out whether, when adequately taxed, the one sort of “happy ending” might be allowed, we can always rely on an unmistakable outrage whenever their latest political target might be smeared by being even remotely associated to a scene where even a hint of happiness might have been realized.

But then, if not for “selective outrage,” there would be no form of mild naughtiness nor outright debauchery (when adequately under their control via regulation and taxation,) they’d not wholeheartedly embrace. And more generally, if not for double standards, Democrats would simply have no standards at all.

Whether or not hand jobs might be permitted under their own strict controls when they get their “cut” of the action, any form of “happy ending” runs contrary to the Democrat’s stiff resolve to deliver all the lives under their own tight grip to a lasting misery.

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Was Adolf Hitler a Vegetarian?

January 2, 2018
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It’s certainly not true that every life choice made by history’s most nefarious characters can be summarily discarded as a key component of their villainy, however, judging by the actions and attitudes of contemporaries in the militaristic campaign to enforce Veganism, no link to Fascism should be taken as much of a surprise.

Per this seemingly informed response…

All accounts by people familiar with Hitler’s diet from 1942 onwards are in agreement that Hitler adhered to a vegetarian diet, but accounts of his diet prior to the Second World War are inconsistent in this regard with some stating he ate meat. Princess Sophie of Greece and Denmark met with Hitler in 1932 and wrote in her memoirs that she had been “warned he was a vegetarian, and found it difficult to plan an appropriate meal”, but this is contradicted by Dione Lucas, a chef at a Hamburg hotel patronised by Hitler prior to the war, who claimed that her stuffed squab was a favourite of his. According to Ilse Hess (wife of Rudolph Hess), in 1937 Hitler ceased eating meat except for liver dumplings. Margot Wölk, who became his unwilling food taster in 1942, stated that all the food she tested for Hitler was vegetarian, and she recalled no meat or fish.

Traudl Junge, who became Hitler’s secretary in 1942, reported that he “always avoided meat” but that his Austrian cook Kruemel sometimes added a little animal broth or fat to his meals. “Mostly the Fuehrer would notice the attempt at deception, would get very annoyed and then get tummy ache,” Junge said. “At the end he would only let Kruemel cook him clear soup and mashed potato.” In addition, Marlene von Exner, who became Hitler’s dietician in 1943, reportedly added bone marrow to his soups without his knowledge because she “despised” his vegetarian diet.

Prior to the Second World War, there are many accounts of Hitler eating meat, including stuffed squab, Bavarian sausages and caviar. According to Ilse Hess, in 1937 Hitler ceased eating all meat except for liver dumplings, an account that Dr. Kalechofsky found “consistent with other descriptions of Hitler’s diet, which always included some form of meat, whether ham, sausages or liver dumplings.” Frau Hess’s comments are also backed up by several biographies about Hitler, with Fritz Redlich noting that Hitler “avoided any kind of meat, with the exception of an Austrian dish he loved, Leberknödl (liver dumpling)”. Thomas Fuchs concurred, observing that a “typical day’s consumption included eggs prepared in any number of ways, spaghetti, baked potatoes with cottage cheese, oatmeal, stewed fruits and vegetable puddings. Meat was not completely excluded. Hitler continued to eat a favourite dish, Leberkloesse (liver dumplings).”

Today, it is acknowledged by historians that Hitler – at least during the war – followed a vegetarian diet. At social events, he sometimes gave graphic accounts of the slaughter of animals in an effort to make his dinner guests shun meat. An antivivisectionist, Hitler may have followed his selective diet out of a profound concern for animals. Bormann had a greenhouse constructed near the Berghof (near Berchtesgaden) to ensure a steady supply of fresh fruit and vegetables for Hitler throughout the war. Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism – Wikipedia

Margot Woelk, 95, said that Hitler ate only the freshest fruit and vegetables during the two and a half years that she was forced to check his food for traces of poison.

During the Second World War, Mrs Woelk, a German citizen whose husband had been sent to fight, was taken by the SS to Hitler’s Eastern Front headquarters in modern-day Poland, known as the “Wolf’s Lair”.

There, she joined a team of a dozen other women whose job it was to protect Hitler from any attempts to poison him.

She said: “Between 11 and 12 o’clock, we had to taste the food, and only after all of us had tried it was it driven to the headquarters by the SS.

“It was all vegetarian, the most delicious fresh things, from asparagus to peppers and peas, served with rice and salads. It was all arranged on one plate, just as it was served to him. There was no meat and I do not remember any fish.

“Of course I was afraid. If it had been poisoned I would not be here today. We were forced to eat it, we had no choice.”

Hitler’s apparent enthusiasm for vegetarianism reflected the Nazi obsession with Aryan bodily purity.

A Hitler Youth manual from the 1930s promoted soya beans, which it called “Nazi beans” as an alternative to meat.

In 1942, Hitler told Joseph Goebbels that he intended to convert Germany to vegetarianism when he won the war.

But although he referred to meat broth as “corpse tea”, he was not fastidious about declining meat. Dione Lucas, his cook before the war, claimed that he was a fan of stuffed pigeon and he was also known to be partial to Bavarian sausages and the occasional slice of ham. Hitler’s food taster speaks of Führer’s vegetarian diet

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Reviews: “Fat Head” Might Save a Loved One’s Life or Yours!

November 26, 2018
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A good friend with professional experience as a nutritionist kindly shared the documentary Fat Head via DVD.  I procrastinated watching it but when I did, I quickly recognized it as among the most important documentaries any of us could watch. 



The essential wisdom it presents defies what most of us have been told by the government sponsored junk science upon which Michelle based her school lunch program to torture and damage America’s children. 

The central theme is an absolute and thorough refutation of the inane notions presented in the Super Size Me film which has been embraced by US Government as propaganda that is literally force fed to school children.

Liar of the Left Spurlock makes such great propaganda it’s literally shown annually to students in public schools! 

Whereas watching and sharing this film could literally save a friend’s or even your own life, don’t expect it to be a chore to watch.  Even 8 and 10 year old kids who watched with us, and who openly and routinely declare a distaste for any form of documentary, quite enjoyed the humorous style by which the most important life and health lessons you might ever receive are delivered.


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How Health Marxism Destroys Lives

October 24, 2018
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In a recent discussion a proponent of Single Payer bleats:

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In the interest of stimulating a conversation, I’ll offer the same answer I provided below:

Does “modern” always equal Marxism?  What a wonderfully simple and stupid notion  It’s like #KARLMARX is brand new!
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#HEALTHMARXISM makes sick more than it heals, kills more than it saves wherever it’s tried.  The only places it CAN be tried seem to be homogenous societies with tightly regulated immigration.  Most of these charge $80,000 plus per new immigrant to fund their boondoggle social safety net programs, and most pay little or no share of the cost of military protection outsourced to countries like America.

It cannot be expected to work when the entire world is added to the payout side.  Get sick in Zimbabwe?  No problemo!  Buy a Mexican Visa for $3,000 (the present terrorist discount rate,) pay an MS13 connected coyote to drag your aching bones across an open border, and voila!  Whatever costs of long term care that might cost Americans hundreds of thousands of dollars, or even millions is yours!  In the words of Chelsea Clinton, “regardless of status!”

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After HealthCare turns to #VACARE and the rest of the nation collapses, the vile men that guide their base of useful idiots around by their noses get exactly what they always wanted.

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Shot NAZIS and their Global War on Girls

October 16, 2018
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When all young Columbian girls in a small town were subjected to HPV vaccination, severe and immediate reactions led to hospitalizations for many.  To add insult to vaccine injury, honest reporting was replaced with white wash that branded these girls as “hysterical,” and many contemplated, and some did, ultimately take their own lives in the aftermath.

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A Lesser Known Risk of Tylenol

October 16, 2018
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Some things you should know about acetaminophen and risks to children’s health you should learn more about before following doctor’s “give ’em Tylenol” advice.

First Acetaminophen (active ingredient in Tylenol and Children’s Tylenol) is widely used in children because, per the experts, its “safety and efficacy are well established.”  So it’s the most often doctor and nurse recommended goto at the first sign of fever or other symptoms that appear to make children and babies uncomfortable.
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