Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
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Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

Annoying leftists posing as “centrists” like radio personality Ron Owens would routinely promote “legalization of all prostitution,” but his rationale always focused on how the big government he loves could get their “share” via taxation of the enterprise.

Whereas they love the aspects of “working girls” for what they believe might be a negative impact on family values, they also see such freedom of association, and unfettered entrepreneurial aspects as a threat to the rigid controls to adequately suppress, in particular, the very patrons the service providers rely upon to “get ahead.”

And of course among Democrats, many are simply too cheap to pay for even something as sacred as sex, while others have specific special sexual interests that wouldn’t be protected by any common sense measures to protect the trade.

But of course, however confusing it is to figure out whether, when adequately taxed, the one sort of “happy ending” might be allowed, we can always rely on an unmistakable outrage whenever their latest political target might be smeared by being even remotely associated to a scene where even a hint of happiness might have been realized.

But then, if not for “selective outrage,” there would be no form of mild naughtiness nor outright debauchery (when adequately under their control via regulation and taxation,) they’d not wholeheartedly embrace. And more generally, if not for double standards, Democrats would simply have no standards at all.

Whether or not hand jobs might be permitted under their own strict controls when they get their “cut” of the action, any form of “happy ending” runs contrary to the Democrat’s stiff resolve to deliver all the lives under their own tight grip to a lasting misery.

©2018 Occupy Democrats Parody

Few Activities Can Create Exciting Times Like “Misgendering”

January 30, 2019
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We are reminded of the importance of “Gender Studies” by the rather serious situations that can develop and quickly escalate for having missed as much as a single lesson in this brave new discipline of study.

Some #LIBTWITS on the TWITTER are generously offering friends Gender Studies “education” on what appears to be a pro bono basis!

The last thing you’d want to do is send someone out to the field in modern day America without a thorough exploration of the rather unforgiving new etiquette. The slightest failing in this grace can have rather immediate and explosive results.

Gone are the days when our greatest social error might be in mistaking a wife for a mother, or asking a lady with a bit of bulge in the belly when she’s “due.” Those minor errors are all “small potatoes” compared to making a bad guess about a man or woman’s current state of mind with respect to their chosen gender.

Note that you probably still shouldn’t ask about due dates unless you’ve already confirmed that the round belly is a pregnancy symptom. And, given what we’ve learned in the above lessons, it would be best to not ever ask any follow-up questions like, “is it a boy or a girl!”

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

PS:

Seems the teacher of “Gender Studies Etiquette” also demonstrates the danger with her own hot reaction to any challenging questions. Failing the first test is so “2015!”

Some Interesting Examples of What The Left and Their Accomplices at Facebook Call “Hate Speech.”

January 19, 2019
Updated January 23, 2019
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One of our admins was literally sent to a 30 day sentence of what’s become known as “Facebook Jail” for this reply to an unhinged lunatic’s libelous projection of “NAZI!” as part of a desperate online tantrum for having lost a debate.

With the above absurd abuse by Facebook’s SJW staff, great caution was used in a similar exchange just over 30 days later.

This was a response to a one word “NAZI!” insult lobbed by a desperate leftist that was badly embarrassed by his own poor performance in an exchange in a debate group. Apparently it’s OK to lob “NAZI” insults as long as they are lobbed ironically at a Libertarian. But a Pee Wee Herman “I know you are but what am I” response is a “violation!”

And amazingly, the above “You’ve already introduced yourself!” earned another 30 days as a special Christmas Eve gift from that jolly old elf Mark Zuckerberg.

Here are some other examples of “violations” of the selectively enforced and ambiguous “Community Standards” on the personal webpage previously known as “platform.”

Apparently some leftist SJW on Facebook’s staff already registered this MEME as so-called “hate speech,” so after a leftist tapped out, I realized what day it was and simply offered a parting salute with “Well, have a nice Hump Day!” with the accompanying MEME. Boom! 30 Days in Facebook jai!

This one boldly takes on the anti-American subversion rotting the soul of America under the brand of the Marxist Clown Colors. Obviusly that’s a sacred cow to the left too!

And most recently…

“Hate speech” my ass! It’s actually “anti-crime” speech.

It’s interesting that “illegal aliens” are now a “protected group” that cannot be criticized without having the censors at Facebook come after you.

Apparently it’s not quite enough for the crony capitalists that run social media monopolies to play a major role in rigging elections, but they now believe it their sacred duty to the Communists they aid and abet, to rig every single conversation.

Just imagine if one of these creeps got hold of a major cell carrier. We might get our cell service suspended for calling the “wrong” kind of friends or saying the “wrong things” in a phone call!

Crony Capitalists that run personal webpages formerly known as “platforms” aren’t satisfied with rigging elections, they literally need to rig every conversation to make things even more “fair” for leftist with no arguments.
All the contemporary bigmouths of the left clap like seals to every bit of censorship to silence voices of whatever speech they hate to hear.
And the whole private company arguments fall apart when you see the politicians working closely and in collusion with crony capitalists that monopolize all communication on the internet.

More recently a response to inane comments on ODP was REMOVED after having apparently been reported by some moronic troll. Even after submitting for review, the above factual statement remains smeared by the dishonest liars within the halls of Facebook as “hate speech.”

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

Reviews: Sharing “Farmlands 2018” Might be South Africa’s Last Hope.

Occupy Democrats Parody
January 3, 2019

Journalist Lauren Southern takes on the questions concerning reports of South Africa’s “crime wave” that some call a “White Genocide.” By taking her own trip and connecting closely with farmers, other Afrikaners, politicians, government contractors and political activists, she delivers her audience an adequately complete picture of what’s really happening and why it matters.

Her documentary covers the history of peaceful land deals, savagery by warlords, the establishment of a modern South Africa, the evolution of Apartheid, a globalist sponsored revolution, on through to the boiling caldron of naked Marxism and racial hatred that threatens the very existence of all remaining minorities and their cultures that coexisted for generations and over hundreds of years in the only home they ever knew.

She also digs into the disparity between official government accounts and far more alarming statistics cautiously offered only by those closest to the epidemic of brutal farm murders.

A complicit government won’t even report these crimes accurately much less offer any support. These hate crimes also run in parallel with extremely hostile government actions and policies that have already turned many once thriving farms to dust. Of course the intentions of major party leaders to exact outright theft euphemistically called “expropriation without compensation,” along with thinly veiled threats of an official government campaign to simply “kill the boer.”

Not all are prepared to leave the only home they’ve ever known, but the extortion required to escape amounts to US $350,000 which is beyond reach of the most of the many Afrikaners that do. Meanwhile, many are jobless, denied access to hospitals or even police protection for their family. They are also denied education for their children along with a racist government policy against any form of aid to their “white” minority.

The last hope of averting ignition of a South African powder keg is by taking on a prevailing ignorance of widely held “just dessert” notions particularly prominent among all colors of indoctrinated Leftists in the International community. Just as Bono and other squeaky wheels laid the groundwork for this unfolding disaster, so must the world’s informed and compassionate now take on a role in saving Africa’s last developed nation from utter collapse into a chaos of savagery and outright genocide.

In a day when it’s wildly unfashionable to extend any pity for any plight suffered by those wearing “white” skin, this documentary may be the best vehicle for a badly overdue “eye opening” of those willfully and otherwise ignorant. It delivers even a reluctant audience past the rhetoric and programming about a past Apartheid and colonization that mischaracterize their most vulnerable as “richly deserving” of a wildly underestimated measure of cruelty that Afrikaners have long been suffering with much worse fast on their horizon.

Presently this full documentary is available to view for free on Youtube. Watch it now and share like countless innocent lives depend on it!

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody



House Democrats Move to “Clarify” 181 Year Old Hat Ban to Accommodate Islamic Takeover of Congress

December 5, 2018
Updated January 21, 2019
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However long standing an American tradition, it must of course give way to embrace alien cultures.  Obama had reportedly dragged in a full third of Somali’s population as “refugees,” and delivered many of these to punish the mostly Scandinavian immigrant population that was previously dominant and quite comfortable in the cold state of Minnesota. 

A victim murdered by a Somali “refugee” turned “police officer” was planning her wedding.  She had called police to complain about a recent rape she had overheard from her backyard, and when she approached the driver side of the patrol car he apparently recognized her and shot her dead with his service weapon from the passenger seat! Precious little followup has been reported by the cover-up main stream media.  And however much CNN loves to spend a month running 24/7 broadcasts on an unjustified murder by cop, the perp and the victim weren’t the “right colors” to make such a splash on the news.

And of course, Somali Moslems are already winning elections in the very liberal State that carries many of the Scandinavian traditions inclusive of Stockholm Syndrome and a thorough bit of Cultural Marxism programming via media and academia. 

Ilhan Omar is proudly announced as the “first Somali Congresswoman,” and boy does she fit the profile.  Within days of her election she already made a false (or at least unlikely) report of a “hate crime” via some unnamed cab driver that she claims to have “threatened to rip off her hijab.” And close alliances are already being formed with the most extreme leftists ever to infest the House.

Meanwhile, congress prepares to “clarify” the 181 year old Hat Ban to better accommodate this Islamic takeover of America’s Congress.

Thanks to #DEMVOTEFRAUD and #STOCKHOLMSYNDROME Minnesota is no longer sending their finest to congress. 

Once the long standing Hat Ban is “clarified” away, perhaps the resident DemoKKKrats will be allowed to complete their traditional ensembles to pay homage to the ugly history and dark underbelly of their party.

But of course #HATRIGHTS don’t translate to any that an actual American might wear.

No Democrat story is complete without hypocrisy. Were it not for double standards, Democrats would have no standards.

©2018-2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

A Profile of Hate

Occupy Democrats Parody
November 15, 2018

It’s particularly frustrating to be 5 times removed from access to friends and family on Facebook over the most minor of “offenses” to the SJW schemers infesting social media monopolies from at all levels, while individuals like this Chuck K. creep carry on with the most extreme and hateful anti-American messaging with impunity.

His most recent public post to AnCap vs Ancom calls for MURDER of US Policemen, and Destruction of ALL Property.  Wonder where he was when the California Fires got started. 
It’s never too early for the vile LEFTARDS to begin indoctrination with extremely harmful and hateful ideology.

And of course he promotes child abuse via the earliest possible indoctrination to his extremely hateful and harmful ideology.

©2018 Occupy Democrats Parody

Gab Got Gagged

October 29, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

Vile crony capitalists interrupted essential services to GAB as part of a coordinated effort by evil jackals that work very hard to crush any dissenting voices that challenge the lies upon which their own empire is built.

The excuse was that the vile moron who performed mass murder in Pittsburgh gave some clues about his plans that the lazy and Democrat Infested FBI apparently missed or allowed to be carried through for a political purpose.

Free speech enables potential problems to reveal their crimes before they are committed and all research shows that Censorship actually exacerbates the very problems that liars claim are mitigated by their extreme and fascist measures.

Among the vile crony capitalists working in collusion are GoDaddy and Ebay’s PayPal.

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©2018 Occupy Democrats Parody