“Jackolf Twitler” Suspends League of Men Voters over Hilarious Retort to Hateful Bette Midler Tweet!

October 14, 2019
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The insidious hag of Hollywood, Bette Midler has been long known to be a vile and hypocritical windbag under the wings of the left. She had, some months ago, decided to take a swipe at America’s refined First Lady in the form of a crude, misogynistic and arguably “xenophobic” poem.

Well I figured what’s good for this old Hollywood goose might be good for a gander, and I offered a playful punchline to her low brow joke.

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Tom MacDonald’s “Buttholes” Calls for Calming Hysteria, Accepting Diversity Of Opinion

August 12, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Tom MacDonald sometimes hits and sometimes misses on messaging. By going with his instinct he manages to greatly offend members of most every demographic, and with each new trigger he climbs the charts. And then also goes on to write new songs about that rage.

His latest “calm the hell down” to cool mass hysteria message is delivered in a playful yet powerful manner that respects diversity of opinion. In today’s world, where much of the public is unhinged enough to discard long held connections with friends and family over differing beliefs, “Buttholes” offers well timed relief.

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Unmasking Soros’ Purse-Dog Scotty Dworkin

July 8, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

A regular fixture of Democrat run media, little Scotty Dworkin, aka “Dwarfkin” self identifies as a “Democrat Strategist.” His daily rants on Social Media fill the time when he’s not perched precariously atop what we can only assume must be a specially modified stool to appear level with his media accomplices on most every television network apart from Fox and especially on the home of “Shrill Madcow”, MSNBC.

Here Scott is having a meltdown over Kanye’s visit to the Trump White House
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The “IRONy” of the Left’s Selective Outrage Over Trump’s Weekend Golf

April 29, 2019
Updated October 12, 2019
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Precious little of Trump’s personal business hasn’t been exploited by main stream media and their audience of fools to mischaracterize Trump’s Presidency. Whereas it’s certainly possible that Trump outperforms Obama’s subpar performance on the golf course, and it’s also likely that Obama spent more of his own larger slice of personal time on a basketball court, or ping pong, most discerning Americans are rather more focussed on his work related performance. And clearly, in this realm, there’s no comparison.

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Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
Updated May 14, 2019
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Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

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Few Activities Can Create Exciting Times Like “Misgendering”

April 8, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

We are reminded of the importance of “Gender Studies” by the rather serious situations that can develop and quickly escalate for having missed as much as a single lesson in this brave new discipline of study.

Some #LIBTWITS on the TWITTER are generously offering friends Gender Studies “education” on what appears to be a pro bono basis!

The last thing you’d want to do is send someone out to the field in modern day America without a thorough exploration of the rather unforgiving new etiquette. The slightest failing in this grace can have rather immediate and explosive results.

Gone are the days when our greatest social error might be in mistaking a wife for a mother, or asking a lady with a bit of bulge in the belly when she’s “due.” Those minor errors are all “small potatoes” compared to making a bad guess about a man or woman’s current state of mind with respect to their chosen gender.

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Reviews: “Fat Head” Might Save a Loved One’s Life or Yours!

November 26, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

A good friend with professional experience as a nutritionist kindly shared the documentary Fat Head via DVD.  I procrastinated watching it but when I did, I quickly recognized it as among the most important documentaries any of us could watch. 



The essential wisdom it presents defies what most of us have been told by the government sponsored junk science upon which Michelle based her school lunch program to torture and damage America’s children. 

The central theme is an absolute and thorough refutation of the inane notions presented in the Super Size Me film which has been embraced by US Government as propaganda that is literally force fed to school children.

Liar of the Left Spurlock makes such great propaganda it’s literally shown annually to students in public schools! 

Whereas watching and sharing this film could literally save a friend’s or even your own life, don’t expect it to be a chore to watch.  Even 8 and 10 year old kids who watched with us, and who openly and routinely declare a distaste for any form of documentary, quite enjoyed the humorous style by which the most important life and health lessons you might ever receive are delivered.


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