UN’s Selective Outrage

March 31, 2018
Updated April 9, 2018

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UN is still banging their drums for “Reparations” for the hardship suffered by someone we like to call “nobody that’s alive today.”  They couldn’t be more offended and outrage at America’s minor participation in a global slaving operation led by Muslims of 150 years ago.


Some Americans are left scratching their heads as to whomever alive today might be responsible for someone else’s great great uncle that might have participated when, at its peak, American slave ownership hit 4%.
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The Anthropology of Bald

March 31, 2018
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It’s called “male pattern” baldness for a reason,


and testosterone is the agent that kills hair roots. There’s also an anthropological lesson in the “clean cut gentleman” and “shining examples.”

You’ll notice that the tribal leaders were almost ALWAYS the bald dudes. That’s because a head shrouded in unsightly hair is hidden. The men with exposed heads could be selected for the shape of their cranium. When the village saw a possibility that a nice round well developed melon could probably accommodate some brain matter, they’d realize that “this is the man who can lead us!”

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Democrats’ Selective Moral Outrage

March 23, 2018
Updated April 20, 2018

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So now the latest of a stream of Whores for Hillary has announced she has “the dirt” on Trump.  Whereas she acknowledges that she “technically did not have sex with Trump” she’s prepared to ride a wave of attention by showing she can’t be trusted to do the one thing that whores are really paid to do when it comes to their celebrity involvements, namely keep their mouths shut.

I suppose we’ll have to accept the feigned moral outrage by liberals, since, were it not for #DOUBLESTANDARDS obviously #DEMOCRATS would have no standards at all.  But perhaps it’s just the specific circumstances of the allegations about Trump that make her story unique.  I guess if it were to be OK, it would have to look a lot more like #DEMOCRAT sex.

Apparently abuse of a childish subordinate intern WHILE serving as POTUS and in the Oval Office and then committing perjury to discredit “that woman” and her allegations was “just lying about a blow job” and otherwise his “personal business” and even “cool” with the #LIBTARDS.

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Trump’s other apparent mistake, if there’s ANYTHING to the allegations is that nobody died.  If she had been left to drown in a river, I’m sure Democrats would be much more eager to reelect Trump.


The other thing that likely turns off the righteous base of #DEMOCRATS is that there was no #GAYSEX, illicit drug use, nor followup murders.  Such a story clearly doesn’t have ANY of the right elements to make it to 60 Minutes!

It may be a bit hard to decode all the rules that decide which indiscretions merit headline news and an hour long TV feature, and so I suppose we are left to make some guesses.

But of course #WHORES4HILLARY all knew which candidate was the “moral choice” in November of 2016! They went with the one that literally #SLUTSHAMED a 12 year old that awoke permanently disabled after her rape coma and even tampered with evidence to get the man she knew was guilty off with “time served.”

There’s really is nothing quite like morality lessons from Democrats!

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With apologies to Bill Cosby.  I don’t think he’s is anything like the true predators featured in frames 1, 2 and 3.




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“Anyone too damn cheap to pay for something as sacred as sex, does not deserve to be Mayor!”  Anonymous

We should all know that in truth, some Democrats will only accept a religious leader in high office.  Well at least so long as the they cannot be mistaken for any sort of Christian.

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The CIA’s Game

February 21, 2018
Updated March 29, 2018

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Phil Mudd hasn’t done much to help either the #DEMINFESTED FBI, nor even the CIA’s glowing reputation as an upstanding agency that reports with fidelity to our nation’s present Chief Law Enforcement and Intelligence Officer.

His faked crying performance did very little to allay concerns over the two agencies that performed with distinction in ignoring, enabling, or possibly even arranging the Parkland School Shooting that has accomplished so much for known CIA gun grabbing and domestic regime change agendas.

Just days prior to this amazing performance the same Phil Mudd threatened Trump that his apparent resolve to “take on” his dubious agency would be activate CIA “games” the President would be sure to lose.

Some Americans already knew the CIA wasn’t serving at the pleasure of the White House nor any other legitimate branch of the government elected by We the People.  And until recently, Democrats decried the outrageous and dubious practices of political assassinations, regime change plots, and other nefarious activities that most assumed were primarily focused on disruptions of foreign governments.
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We Celebrate the 1st Anniversary of POTUS45 and MAGA with Great News!

January 20, 2018
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Just a year ago Trump was sworn in to represent “We the People” of this great United States.  Before taking time to appreciate all that’s since happened, we offer a quick tribute to all 45 US Presidents.

At the present moment the #LIBTWITS are out getting some exercise while Trump demonstrates that he won’t make deals with Democrat devils on their terms.  And of course the latest #SCHUMERSHUTDOWN underscores Democrat priorities which are as follows;

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Logic vs. Assertiveness

January 18, 2018
Updated January 22, 2018

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Renowned clinical psychologist, Dr. Jordan Peterson demonstrates logic to an assertive and rather belligerent Cathy Newman.  To her credit she maintained amazing composure in the face of an encounter that must have really shaken all the foundations of that deep and thorough indoctrination revealed with each of her emotionally charged reactions.

Ultimately their exchange serves an epic battle of logic vs. assertiveness, and all the feminist’s favorite notions of “gender pay gap” the big “patriarchy” and all those laws that might fix everything down to the “rights” of trannies to “not be offended” collapse under the weight of science based logical arguments.


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