Facebook Silences Any that Dare Blow Whistles on Their Favorite Blower

November 15, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Obviously the facts inform that Ciarmella has established a reputation for blowing a LOT of whistles when he’s not personally attending to Schiff’s Schaft!

But even more interesting is the audacity of Facebook to actively block any reporting of the facts as a “violation of community standards.”

Whereas the censorship is amazingly brash, at least they don’t appear to be attaching the “violation” to any penalty box time in their “Facebook Jail.”

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So interesting that Snowden who gave up a job, a wonderful life in Hawaii and even a girlfriend to deliver an important message, and what “whistleblower protections” did the left ever whine about then? None. Now a vile deep state rodent that leaks confidential information via hearsay and the proves completely false must be “protected” all the way to anonymity.

In Defense of Trump’s Magical Tweets

October 25, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Many find Trump’s Tweets disconcerting, misleading, embarrassing, and even lethal*. Many of us have met, even among loyal Trump supporters those that, in spite of recognition for a job otherwise well done, will convey precious little appreciation for his “shocking,” and “distasteful,” smackdowns before cameras and more often on Jackolf’s personal webpage previously known as “platform.”

Kamala Harris takes her own concerns and issues to a level that she can’t even get the likes of Elizabeth Warren to accept. Apparently among those particularly butt hurt by a Presidential Tweet, she now campaigns on literally banning the President of the United States from Twitter. I’m assuming she’d plan to lift the ban just as soon as she slept her way into the White House.

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“Jackolf Twitler” Suspends League of Men Voters over Hilarious Retort to Hateful Bette Midler Tweet!

October 14, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The insidious hag of Hollywood, Bette Midler has been long known to be a vile and hypocritical windbag under the wings of the left. She had, some months ago, decided to take a swipe at America’s refined First Lady in the form of a crude, misogynistic and arguably “xenophobic” poem.

Well I figured what’s good for this old Hollywood goose might be good for a gander, and I offered a playful punchline to her low brow joke.

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SpyGate2: If First Schiff Don’t Succeed, Lie Lie Again!

October 3, 2019
Updated October 24, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Some believe the eyes are the window to the soul. As wide as the crazy bug-eyes of Adam Schiff, one would still be hard pressed to find the most faint glimmer of whatever shriveled soul might possess this agent of darkness.

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CNN Feigns Outrage Over Stock Photos in Campaign Ads

September 20, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Propagandists at the Democrat Media CNN Headquarters were so outraged by the use of stock photos in advertising by the Trump campaign, they took the time to produce a video that would surely shock whatever audience might be trapped in an airport or that might have turned on their channel at home on purpose.

Of course the distressed and failing newsrooms have been under great distress and duress to see their 24/7 infomercial for Democrats failing them ever since their mascot Hillary suffered a humiliating defeat in the 2016 Election.

Conservatives generally have a more even temperament and actually took some delight in Hillary’s own use of the stock photo as part of her own campaign to become Madame President.

This became a great MEME and was sometimes accompanied with the text: “That awkward moment when you realize Clinton’s ‘spokesman’ is the face of syphilis in Oregon!”
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Climate Hoaxers Impose Chicken Little Alarmism on Chicken Chokers

September 19, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

The favorite and most revered traditions of the left are now subject to special scrutiny over climate hysteria. One of the Internet’s primary purveyors of dirty porn have abandoned their former reputation for comparatively high standards to embrace and kiss the disgusting pig of Global Warming alarmism.

Returning customers are warned of the importance of conserving energy while expending energy!

As one fan observes…

Nothing is sacred! Even the purveyors of dirty porn are working in cahoots with the climate hoaxers to discourage their heavy breathers from emitting CO2 while spilling seeds!

Anonymous Youporn Enthusiast
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How We “Always Remember” 911 is Just as Important

September 15, 2019
OccupyDemocratsParody

I still remember very well when I received a phone call from a friend of mine who was stuck at an airport and unable to make a business trip due to all flights being grounded at the airport where he was stuck in Park City Utah.

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