Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

Annoying leftists posing as “centrists” like radio personality Ron Owens would routinely promote “legalization of all prostitution,” but his rationale always focused on how the big government he loves could get their “share” via taxation of the enterprise.

Whereas they love the aspects of “working girls” for what they believe might be a negative impact on family values, they also see such freedom of association, and unfettered entrepreneurial aspects as a threat to the rigid controls to adequately suppress, in particular, the very patrons the service providers rely upon to “get ahead.”

And of course among Democrats, many are simply too cheap to pay for even something as sacred as sex, while others have specific special sexual interests that wouldn’t be protected by any common sense measures to protect the trade.

But of course, however confusing it is to figure out whether, when adequately taxed, the one sort of “happy ending” might be allowed, we can always rely on an unmistakable outrage whenever their latest political target might be smeared by being even remotely associated to a scene where even a hint of happiness might have been realized.

But then, if not for “selective outrage,” there would be no form of mild naughtiness nor outright debauchery (when adequately under their control via regulation and taxation,) they’d not wholeheartedly embrace. And more generally, if not for double standards, Democrats would simply have no standards at all.

Whether or not hand jobs might be permitted under their own strict controls when they get their “cut” of the action, any form of “happy ending” runs contrary to the Democrat’s stiff resolve to deliver all the lives under their own tight grip to a lasting misery.

©2018 Occupy Democrats Parody

The Fall of Jussie: From Activist Hollywood Actor to Crisis Actor!

February 18, 2019
Updated February 22, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

As much propagandizing as is done in Hollywood film and television, a higher calling to prop up the failing messages of Party of Crime Democrats put Jussie Smollett under a new spotlight.

Whether Kamala Harris solicited or encouraged his big stunt to provide complicit legacy media propagandists fodder to rekindle their big push to vilify the MAGA Hat, she seems to have dropped her love of Smollett to the extent of forgetting her own TWEET that elevated Smollett to the level of a “Jussie Christ” who was suffering for the “sins” of the American MAGA.

From Nana Efua Mumford opinion piece in the disgraced Washington Post
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Self admitted mental illness sufferer Alyssa was particularly upset that she this case calls into question all the other fake hate crimes upon which her house of cards is built.

We are left to speculate whether his award winning performance that has Washington Post “journalists” like Nana Efua Mumford were so desperate to believe might somehow connect to a larger plot of libel and defamation against good Americans.

Some speculate that Kamala’s empty headed “Anti-Lynching Bill” might be connected to this example of “fake noose.”

And of course we are all left to do some of our own wondering. For every fake “hate crime” that is detected, how many more of these sort of hoaxes succeed to promote the foundational big lie upon which the entire Democrat party house of cards is built?

Others take note of the Democrat’s reliance on “outsourcing” in setting the stage for such orchestrated events.

Well, of course complicit Liars of the Left media will circle the wagons, and before you know it, they’ll be on to the next big “hate crime” which may, or may not, be among the ones so easily recognized as “fake news.” Meanwhile, the “casting couch Senator,” Miss Kamala Harris, will have to dig for scraps to prop up her big virtue signal bill to “outlaw lynching.”

Suddenly the “all MAGA Hats are guilty!” crowd makes demand of a special exemption from the “guilt by association” collectivist notions they otherwise embrace. #CharlieBlows

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

Few Activities Can Create Exciting Times Like “Misgendering”

January 30, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

We are reminded of the importance of “Gender Studies” by the rather serious situations that can develop and quickly escalate for having missed as much as a single lesson in this brave new discipline of study.

Some #LIBTWITS on the TWITTER are generously offering friends Gender Studies “education” on what appears to be a pro bono basis!

The last thing you’d want to do is send someone out to the field in modern day America without a thorough exploration of the rather unforgiving new etiquette. The slightest failing in this grace can have rather immediate and explosive results.

Gone are the days when our greatest social error might be in mistaking a wife for a mother, or asking a lady with a bit of bulge in the belly when she’s “due.” Those minor errors are all “small potatoes” compared to making a bad guess about a man or woman’s current state of mind with respect to their chosen gender.

Note that you probably still shouldn’t ask about due dates unless you’ve already confirmed that the round belly is a pregnancy symptom. And, given what we’ve learned in the above lessons, it would be best to not ever ask any follow-up questions like, “is it a boy or a girl!”

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

PS:

Seems the teacher of “Gender Studies Etiquette” also demonstrates the danger with her own hot reaction to any challenging questions. Failing the first test is so “2015!”

Commifornia Leads the Nation into the Toilet

January 29, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

This following email has been widely circulated. The stats presented have not been verified but the original email is presented in its entirety for the purpose of discussion.

LARGEST INSANE ASYLUM IN THE WORLD

Interesting that the LA Times did this.  All the others are staying away from it.   Whether you are a Democrat or Republican, this should be of great interest to you!

Just One State – be sure and read the last part… 

try for 3 times.

This is only one State… If this doesn’t open your eyes, nothing will!

From the LA. Times:   

1.   40% of all workers   in LA County (10.2 million people) are working for cash; and not paying taxes.  This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card.  (Donald Trump was right)

2.  95of warrants   for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.  

3.     75% of people   on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

4.  Over 2/3 of all births   in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

5.  Nearly 35% of all inmates   in California detention centers are Mexican nationals; they are here illegally.

6.  Over 300,000 illegal   aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

7.  The FBI reports half   of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

8  Nearly 60% of all occupants   of HUD properties are illegal.

9.  21 radio stations   in LA are Spanish-speaking.

10.  In LA County, 5.1 million people   speak English; 3.9 million, speak Spanish.   (There are 10.2 million people, in LA County.   

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)   

Less than 2%   of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

Over 70%   of the United States’ annual population growth, ( and over 90%   of California, Florida, and New York), results from immigration.

Also, 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.   

We are fools for letting this continue.   

HOW CAN YOU HELP?   

Send copies of this letter, to at least two other people.

To 100, would be even better.

This is only one State…  If this doesn’t open your eyes   nothing will, and you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants   them to become voters!   

IF YOU DON’T AGREE, JUST DELETE — IF YOU DO PASS IT ON!

WHERE DO WE GET THESE MORONS?   

Windfall Tax on Retirement Income   … Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, “You’re so darn stupid that we’re going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you”.  Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income.  In other words, tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement.  This woman is a nut case!  You aren’t going to believe this.   

Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds)!   

Alas, it is true – all to help the 12 Million   (only 12 million?)   Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!   

This woman is frightening.     She  quotes…   ‘We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn’t Marx say something like this?) in our country; and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.  (I’m not rich, are you?)   

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

“We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities.  For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities.  Stock market windfall profits taxes   could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as Americans.”

(Read that quote again and again and let it sink in.)   Lower your retirement; give it to others who have not worked as you have for your money.

Send this on to your friends.

I just did!

This woman is out of her mind!!!

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

Some Interesting Examples of What The Left and Their Accomplices at Facebook Call “Hate Speech.”

January 19, 2019
Updated January 23, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

One of our admins was literally sent to a 30 day sentence of what’s become known as “Facebook Jail” for this reply to an unhinged lunatic’s libelous projection of “NAZI!” as part of a desperate online tantrum for having lost a debate.

With the above absurd abuse by Facebook’s SJW staff, great caution was used in a similar exchange just over 30 days later.

This was a response to a one word “NAZI!” insult lobbed by a desperate leftist that was badly embarrassed by his own poor performance in an exchange in a debate group. Apparently it’s OK to lob “NAZI” insults as long as they are lobbed ironically at a Libertarian. But a Pee Wee Herman “I know you are but what am I” response is a “violation!”

And amazingly, the above “You’ve already introduced yourself!” earned another 30 days as a special Christmas Eve gift from that jolly old elf Mark Zuckerberg.

Here are some other examples of “violations” of the selectively enforced and ambiguous “Community Standards” on the personal webpage previously known as “platform.”

Apparently some leftist SJW on Facebook’s staff already registered this MEME as so-called “hate speech,” so after a leftist tapped out, I realized what day it was and simply offered a parting salute with “Well, have a nice Hump Day!” with the accompanying MEME. Boom! 30 Days in Facebook jai!

This one boldly takes on the anti-American subversion rotting the soul of America under the brand of the Marxist Clown Colors. Obviusly that’s a sacred cow to the left too!

And most recently…

“Hate speech” my ass! It’s actually “anti-crime” speech.

It’s interesting that “illegal aliens” are now a “protected group” that cannot be criticized without having the censors at Facebook come after you.

Apparently it’s not quite enough for the crony capitalists that run social media monopolies to play a major role in rigging elections, but they now believe it their sacred duty to the Communists they aid and abet, to rig every single conversation.

Just imagine if one of these creeps got hold of a major cell carrier. We might get our cell service suspended for calling the “wrong” kind of friends or saying the “wrong things” in a phone call!

Crony Capitalists that run personal webpages formerly known as “platforms” aren’t satisfied with rigging elections, they literally need to rig every conversation to make things even more “fair” for leftist with no arguments.
All the contemporary bigmouths of the left clap like seals to every bit of censorship to silence voices of whatever speech they hate to hear.
And the whole private company arguments fall apart when you see the politicians working closely and in collusion with crony capitalists that monopolize all communication on the internet.

More recently a response to inane comments on ODP was REMOVED after having apparently been reported by some moronic troll. Even after submitting for review, the above factual statement remains smeared by the dishonest liars within the halls of Facebook as “hate speech.”

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

Reckless Media Exploits Nathan Phillips Hoax to Defame and Endanger Children

January 21, 2019
Updated January 25, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Shortly after the latest Buzzfeed debacle, Fake News merchants twist a hoax to defame and endanger school kids. Nathan Phillips has a special appeal to the left, as he appears to be the only Indian that might be counted even more fake than the thoroughly disgraced Senator Elizabeth Warren.  What’s worse, this child abuser also matches another disgraceful Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka Danang Dick, in the realm of stolen valor, as another one of the left’s many fake vets!

Since then vile leftists have provided the kids identities, home addresses and the flames of hatred have been whipped up by complicit media, and some verified Twitter accounts have even called for the kids’ school to be locked up and set on fire with the children inside!

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Main stream media has yet to apologize but there are already talks of taking them on in court for their reckless “reporting” that amounts to nothing more than exploitation of a cheap shot at defamation of kids for the “crimes” of wearing MAGA hats while waiting for a bus ride back from a Pro Life Rally.

And of course the press somehow magically forgot to make any mention, much less share any clips of the incredibly vile Black Supremacists of adult age lobbing disgusting “incest baby,” “crackers,” and even “n—–ers” insults at the students based on their color.

You will obviously never see NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, ABC nor any of the other “press we can” favorites run clips of these vile animals, but you never know when they might appear in your own city or town streets to threaten men with “going into slavery” and wives and daughters with rape without any response whatsoever with complicit city government.

Here they are gracing the streets of San Francisco:

 

And of course the notorious “Jackolf Twitler,” as Twitter’s CEO become known by many, has determined that the “burn them alive in their school” TWEET somehow does follow “community guidelines” which apparently allow every possible variety of “hate speech” so long as it targets conservatives or their children.

And the Twitter attacks don’t end there. Krassenstein, Peter Daou, Scott Dwarfkin and others taste the blood of school kids and are worked up into quite a frenzy!

 

 Of course the Islamist that was sent to Congress to “represent Minnesotans” hasn’t wasted any time making her own mark. After having an 181 year old congressional hat ban “clarified” to accommodate her absurd Somali headdress, she’s also busy shooting off her Taqiyya to libel and defame these same school children!

She’s just getting started with her vile taqiyya to defame school children

It should be obvious this witch has no business in this country much less in Congress!

Here we have a #Whore4Hillary soliciting men for sex in exchange for violence against minors!

It seems that things might get a bit worse before, if ever, getting better. And it’s increasingly clear that no children are safe until a good number of the nation’s Democrats are caged or deported.

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody

 

POTUS Puts Pelosi on a “NoFly List!”

January 17, 2019
Updated
Occupy Democrats Parody

Pelosi leveraged her restored grip on gavel to “unvite” the President from the traditional State of the Union Address scheduled for January 29. In spite of statements to the contrary by Secret Service and Homeland Security, she asserted that the government shutdown might make securing the safety of the SOTU a unique challenge. She also invited the President to submit his address in writing!

The newly restored Speaker Pelosi had previously made clear her firm stand against her Constitutional responsibilities on border security when she dug in her heals with “not one penny” of budgeting for the Border Wall that had been promised by both parties since and before Ronald Reagan made his own deal with Democrat devils more than 3 decades ago.

Since then there’s been plenty of talk and even bills passed to fully fund border security measures inclusive of fencing. One such bill was passed as recently as 2006 under Bush and while Barrack was only known as Senator Obama.

And guess who quietly starved the fully authorized $50 Billion in a bill passed by both houses and signed by then President Bush? Of course it was Nancy Pelosi. Following the usual Democrat rules, their wins mean they apply power. America’s win means they play sneaky games with appropriations and a corrupted judiciary.

Now some of us have become wise to what’s really going on. In spite of dominant lip service to border security inclusive of profound words by then Senator Obama…

…duplicitous Democrats secretly had other plans that they were not yet prepared to reveal to the public.

You’ll notice that Pelosi openly uses language like “monitoring the border,” and the above cartoon couldn’t illustrate better what Americans are just starting to realize about what “monitor” actually means.

In addition to obvious votes after and before naturalization, the specific quality of “immigrants” Democrats fish for are largely unable to read or write in their own language, and thus, the perfect fodder for the style of campaigning done by Democrats to promote mass slavery under “Democratic Socialism” and worse.

Now that the pressure is on, Democrats can’t do much in the way of pretending to care about border security. And the firm resolve to sacrifice stability and security of an “open government” makes an underlying treason more apparent than ever.

It’s also increasingly obvious that the greatest fear of Democrats is that a barrier, whether “a wall” or “a fence” is not an issue of “immorality” nor some brand new expression of “fiscal conservatism” by Democrats. The real concern is that it will work in a way that removes their Party of Crime the access it needs to a commodity of ignorant foreign nationals.

Democrats have been long taking a collective dump on their traditional base of less informed middle class Americans, they simply need new dummies to fool.

Many don’t realize that, even without all the illegals they allow to vote, they have a class slaves addicted to social services that will fight in all kinds of ways, and by simply existing in quantities, a sanctuary State delivers a bigger total population which in turn lets them bully less populace States more effectively.

So even before they have their way with a long standing scheme to abolish the Electoral College, they become bigger States in the House of Representatives in raw number of seats! Again this applies whether the immigrants are naturalized as citizens or not.

Eventually they will bring enough to simply outnumber Americans and the Democratic aspects of our Constitutional Republic will be its undoing. And a long history of demographic games by Democrats already have us up against a ledge. As expected in this past election, Democrat Vote Fraud (inclusive of a new “ballot harvesting” trick, (as was signed into law by Governor Brown in California,) combined with activism of mind rotted teen voters would corrupt Congress. And so few are surprised by the many entertainments of what amounts to a circus of chimpanzees in Congress.

Fortunately Pelosi’s antics as Speaker and the unprecedented “unvite” to the President on his own State of the Union Address have already been outdone by the zoo keeper in the White House. One could hardly imagine how upsetting it would be to Pelosi miss the extravagance of public relations tour of Brussels, Egypt and Afghanistan. And Trump knew just how to share the burdens of the Government Shutdown with Pelosi. Here’s his amazing letter that gave smiles to most every good American while inducing fits of rage among the anti-American left.

As promised in an earlier writing about congress, we are in for some great entertainments. And our amazing President is sure doing his part to mitigate the sad aspects of a thoroughly corrupted Congress with a more appealing and beneficial bit of comedy.

©2019 Occupy Democrats Parody