June 18, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody
When called out for having an affair with the wife of his own personal friend and campaign manager, Newsome fires back with his own version of “taking responsibility.” And somehow Trump was to blame for even that!
But it does seem that “any twosome Newsom” as he’s often called by SF’s favorite Talk Radio personality, Dr. Michael Savage, does earn some credit. His former campaign manager’s wife was “a woman” and so the affair was both consensual and heterosexual in nature. So we certainly might conclude that Gavin genuinely doesn’t care who “loves each other,” who can “get married,” nor even who might already be married.
We should probably assume a best friend’s wife amounts to “personal business,” as is typically the case when a Democrat is measured on moral grounds. So be prepared for enthusiastic support by his base of Democrats (regardless of status,) along with the prison population newly granted “voting rights” by California’s present top party man, Governor Jerry Brown.
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